La esperanza es una amiga que nos presta la ilusión. % Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you. % Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. % So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, Shorter of breath and one day closer to death. % Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time. Plans that either come to nought or half a page of scribbled lines. Hanging on in quiet desparation is the English way. The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say. % And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime. If you can hear this whispering you are dying. I never said I was frightened of dying. % I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us... very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad... % Todos en el mundo somos grasas, no hago distinción de sexo y raza, sólo que algunos lo disfrutan y otros no pueden evitarlo. % Salvajes, de traje, me quieren enseñar Salvajes, de traje, me quieren educar % He andáu muchos caminos, muchos caminos he andáu, Chile tiene el buen vino y Suecia, el bacalao. Esta'o Unido tiene el hot do', Cuba tiene el mojito, Guatemala, el cornalito y Brasil la feishoada. % Y nosotros? Y nosotros qué tenemos, eh? Yo te pregunto qué tenemos? El kani kama es extrangero y los picles, los picles ya no son nuestros... Tenemos el 'ulce del leche, que es argentino y machazo, como un pampeano en su rancho. Tenemos el clásico, el colonial y el repostero y en Santiago del Estero, se lo comen a pan lactal. % If you want to be alone, just be alone If you want to watch the sea, just watch the sea But do it now, timing is the answer, do it now Timing is the answer to success % Cuando le dije si quería bailar conmigo Se puso a hablar de Jung, de Freud y Lacan Mi idiosincracia le causaba mucha gracia Me dijo al girar la cumbiera intelectual % Cuando intenté arrimarle mi brazo Se puso a hablar de Miller, de Anais Nin y Picasso Y si osaba intentar robarle un beso Se ponía a leer de Neruda unos versos Me hizo mucho mal la cumbiera intelectual % Si le decía "Vamos al cine, rica" Me decía "Veamos una de Kusturica" Si le decía "Vamos a oler las flores" Me hablaba de Virginia Wolf y sus amores Me hizo mucho mal la cumbiera intelectual % Le pedí que me enseñe a usar el mouse Pero solo quiere hablarme del Bauhaus Le pregunté si era chorra o rockera Me dijo "Gertrude Stein era re-tortillera" Me hizo mucho mal la cumbiera intelectual % I love las minifaldas on Esmeralda And the sexy porteños trying to pick up the Argenteenagers. How nice, the Argenteenagers Tomando sol in the primavera de Buenos Aires... % Does humor belong in music? -- Frank Zappa Yes it does, Frank. -- Kevin Johansen % Soñé que tenia un caballo Que me trataba mejor que vos Tenia tan buena onda con ella Era mi yegua, mucho mas que vos % Parece McGuevara's o CheDonald's % I would love to fix this world but I'm so lazy... so lazy... % Mi infancia fue en un loft, bien al costado del río Cazabamos correcaminos y lo azabamos en el fogón Después? Después me vine grande y la ciudad me deslumbró Jugando al tejo en Lavalle me hice amigo del % Pa' ella cociné, pa' ella lavé, pa' ella soñe Paella completa, $2,50 Pero, la luz mala me tira, y yo? yo soy ligero pa'l trote La luz buena, está en el monte, allá voy, al horizonte % El otro día tenía un plan Pero después me olvidé y me comí un flan % Hace diez años tenía una visión Pero nadie más la vió y hoy sigo pidiendo perdón % Agarré, me fuí pal monte Para ver el horizonte... % Desde chiquito quería ser doctor Pero después me enfermé y me hice músico % Y tuve amores, que fue uno sólo El que me dejó de a pie y me enseñó todo... % Si ella es el sol, yo soy la luna Si ella es el mar, soy el desierto Y estamos en eclipse total Y estamos en eclipse total % Si ella es la flor, yo soy la espina Si ella es quien florece, yo quien se marchita Y estamos en eclipse total, y estamos en eclipse total Completamente cruzados, completamente cruzados % Si pudiera acercarme un poco más, hacia vos Te diría que me tiemblan los dos pies, cuando me mirás Si supieras todo lo que me costó, llegar Hoy sabrías que me cuesta respirar, cuando me mirás % El techo de mi cuarto lleno de estrellas % El techo de mi cuarto lleno de cometas % El techo de mi cuarto lleno de universos % El techo de mi cuarto lleno de galaxias % El techo de mi cuarto lleno de planetas Y mi mente es un planeta más Donde vivo yo y nadie podrá entrar Jamás % una vez mas voy a arrastrar mi alma por el suelo y no me importa sentirme mal, si es lo que quiero tragando polvo, llorando sangre, anocheciendo una vez mas voy a cerrar mis ojos para siempre % Ya ni el cielo me quiere, ya ni la muerte me visita Ya ni el sol me calienta, ya ni el viento me acaricia % Me duele encontrarte en mis sueños muertos % Demasiado lento para una estrella fugaz Demasiado limpio para lo que vos acostumbras Demasiado claro para tanta oscuridad Demasiados sueños, poca realidad % Con todas las manos que me acogotan, no puedo respirar Con todos sus dedos me haría una torta, para festejar Que no me estoy yendo solo de este lugar % El discman vuelve locos a los controles, te lleva a cualquier lugar. Ajústense pronto los cinturones, nos vamos a estrellar. Evidentemente, no escuchaste el speech, que dio la azafata, antes de despegar. % No tengo alas, como un planeador. No tengo luces, como un plato volador. Perdi mi rumbo soy un auto chocador. % Un camión lleno de amigos, míos. Cada uno dando vueltas, en su cabeza. Mientras yo, sufro la picadura de mi propia abeja. % Un barco con animales, amigos míos. Creyendo salvarse de la inundación. Mientras yo, sufro la ruptura de mi corazón. % Soy como una mosca, parada en el agua. Y vos sos un transatlántico, querés nadar a mi lado. Y me estás ahogando. % Un paracaidista, que no deja de caer. Lo que me lleva hacia arriba, es lo que me tira hacia abajo. % A veces quisiera ser un auto, para chocar como choco siendo humano, para romperme en mil pedazos. % A veces quisiera ser un avion, para volar como vuelo siendo humano, y no caerme como me caigo. % A veces quisiera ser un barco, para flotar como floto siendo humano, y no hundirme como me hundo % Y vos, me dijiste que soy, un abismo de silencio. Será, porque vos no escuchas, que yo grito por dentro. % Corrí muchas carreras, tratando de alcanzarte a vos. Pero corría sólo y siempre salí último. % Como un rinoceronte que lleva un pájaro en el lomo, yo te alimento, no te veo ni te toco. % Cada movimiento que no se hace, es un movimiento que se pierde. Y cada movimiento que se pierde, se transforma en una mochila. Y las mochilas nos alejan, de nuestros amigos y nuestras amigas. Y nuestros amigos se transforman, en enemigos y en enemigas. Cada movimiento que se hace, es una mochila que se deja. % Cuando no haya nadie que me pueda ver Con mis manos frías me voy a tejer Un abrigo para mi corazón % El poco sol que entra, me deja ciego Pero ni siquiera entibia mis baldozas frías Aquí donde todo es frío y casi muerto % Y ya no tengo colores, sólo gris y negro Aquí donde el amor es de hierro Los días pasan y moriremos contando el tiempo % No recuerdo las flores, no conozco el viento Aquí donde envejecen juntos presos y carceleros Los días no pasan, el tiempo no pasa Y vivimos contando el tiempo Y moriremos contando el tiempo % Hey you, out there in the cold Getting lonely, getting old Can you feel me? % Hey you, standing in the aisles With itchy feet and fading smiles Can you feel me? % Hey you, dont help them to bury the light Don't give in without a fight. % Hey you, out there on your own Sitting naked by the phone Would you touch me? % Hey you, with you ear against the wall Waiting for someone to call out Would you touch me? % Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone? Open your heart, I'm coming home. % But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain. % Hey you, standing in the road always doing what you're told, Can you help me? % Hey you, out there beyond the wall, Breaking bottles in the hall, Can you help me? % Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all Together we stand, divided we fall. % Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky? % Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? % Come on, now, I hear you're feeling down. Well I can ease your pain Get you on your feet again. % Relax. I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts. Can you show me where it hurts? % There is no pain you are receding A distant ship, smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying. % When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons. Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain you would not understand This is not how I am. I have become comfortably numb. % O.K. Just a little pinprick. There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah! But you may feel a little sick. % Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good. That'll keep you going through the show Come on it's time to go. % When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now The child is grown, The dream is gone. I have become comfortably numb. % Breathe, breathe in the air. Don't be afraid to care. Leave but don't leave me. Look around and choose your own ground. % Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be. % Run, rabbit run. Dig that hole, forget the sun, And when at last the work is done Don't sit down it's time to dig another one. % For long you live and high you fly But only if you ride the tide And balanced on the biggest wave You race towards an early grave. % Home, home again. I like to be here when I can. When I come home cold and tired It's good to warm my bones beside the fire. % Far away across the field The tolling of the iron bell Calls the faithful to their knees To hear the softly spoken magic spells. % They love me like I was a brother They protect me, listen to me They dug me my very own garden Gave me sunshine, made me happy Nice dream, nice dream Nice dream % Bulletproof... I Wish I Was % He used to do surgery On girls in the eighties But gravity always wins % Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest From all the unborn chicken voices in my head What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android) % Ambition makes you look pretty ugly % Wake from your sleep, the drying of your tears, Today we escape, we escape. % Pack and get dressed before your father hears us, before all hell breaks loose. % Breathe, keep breathing, don't lose your nerve. Breathe, keep breathing, I can't do this alone. % Karma police arrest this man, he talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio. % Karma police arrest this girl, her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill and we have crashed her party. % This is what you get, when you mess with us. % Karma police I've given all I can, it's not enough, I've given all I can but we're still on the payroll. % For a minute there I lost myself, I lost myself. Phew, for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself. % Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, % at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient better driver, a safer car (baby smiling in back seat), sleeping well (no bad dreams), no paranoia, % careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole), keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then), will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall), % no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish - at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, % now self-employed, concerned (but powerless), an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism), will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat), % A heart that's full up like a landfill, a job that slowly kills you, bruises that won't heal. % You look so tired-unhappy, bring down the government, they don't, they don't speak for us. % I'll take a quiet life, a handshake of carbon monoxide, with no alarms and no surprises, no alarms and no surprises. % You can try the best you can If you try the best you can The best you can is good enough % Are you such a dreamer? To put the world to rights? I'll stay home forever Where two & two always makes up five % All evidence has been buried All tapes have been erased But your footsteps give you away So you're backtracking % We're rotten fruit We're damaged goods What the hell, we've got nothing more to lose One gust and we will probably crumble We're backdrifters % hypocrite opportunist don't infect me with your poison % they wrap me up in the back of the trunk packed with foam and blind drunk they won't ever take me alive cause they all drive killer cars % I'm a rabbit in your headlights Scared of the spotlight You don't come to visit I'm stuck on this bed % Hay manos capaces de fabricar herramientas con las que se hacen máquinas para hacer ordenadores que a su vez diseñan máquinas que hacen herramientas para que las use la mano % Cada uno da lo que recibe y luego recibe lo que da nada es más simple no hay otra norma nada se pierde todo se transforma % Estamos cantando a la sombra de nuestra parra una canción que dice que uno sólo conserva lo que no amarra % Novocaine for the soul you better give me something to fill the hole before I sputter out % Si pensas que el alma no se ve el alma sí se ve en los ojos % Se ha dicho tanto que las apariencias engañan Por supuesto que engañarán a quien sea tan vulgar como para creerlo % Si pensas que el alma no se ve El alma sí se ve y puede combinar muy bien % If you don't know what direction you should take You don't know where you are % Never let a fool kiss you, or let a kiss fool you % We are born naked, wet and hungry Then things get worse % Your success is measured by your ability to finish things % Skepticism is the beginning of failure % Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names % There is no such thing as right or wrong Only consequences % All men are born equal But quite a few get over it % Sometimes I think the sure sign that life exists elsewhere in the universe Is that that none of them tried to contact us % Be nice to nerds Chances are you'll end up working for one % Do not get mad with others Because they know more than you It is not their fault % If you do not change your beliefs Your life will always be like this % Fantasy is as important as wisdom % The biggest lie you can tell yourself is When I get what I want I will be happy % Don't take life to seriously, you won't get out alive % Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster % You are the very reason why everything happens to you % Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents % The average person laughs 13 times a day % 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously % 22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain % 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue % "The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries % The world's best known word is "okay" The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola" % Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest % In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet % 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life % 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, today we are 6 billion people % More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders % Did you know the originally a Danish guy invented the burglar-alarm unfortunately, it got stolen % The number of wars fought between countries That both have at least one McDonalds is zero % Every 5 minutes an area of rainforest the size of a foot ball field Is eliminated % A can of diet coke will float in water While a can of regular coke will sink % The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia Because one of its stars was a pig % More than 50% of the people in the world have never made Or received a telephone call % According to several sources Dr. Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation When he made cornflakes % In Minnesota there's a law That prevents men from having sex with living fish % I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?" Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have this. % Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity, obesity! They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic, like it's polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. "How'd you get through it grandpa?" "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere." % Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. You gotta spend a lot of time stuffin your own locker with your underwear wedged up your arse before you think "I'm gona take over the world with computers! You'll see I'll show them." % This homeless guy asked me for some money the other day. And I was gonna give it to him but then I thought you're just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm gonna use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. % People love to judge homeless guys. Like, your giving him money he's just gonna waste it. He's just gonna waste the money Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.