Spooker3 always wanted to learn russian...but learned C++ instead :)
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- i bet microsoft's developers were on diet when they had to do win95
- microsoft has developers?
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- is there a perl version of php?...
  cause i have cgi-bin access with perl and want to use php scripts.
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<original> [Penis Uptime: 2days 13hrs 59mins 35secs]
<Yapa> viagra? :)
<original> yea, 20 pills
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aFR [afr@my.farts.cause.nuclear.reaction.org] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
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Y2K
<Aztech_> hmm, nothing major has happend, what an anticlimax
<CaPS> yeah
<CaPS> really sucks
<CaPS> I expected for Australia to sink into the sea or something
<CaPS> but nnoooooooo
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Y2K
- what a disappointment... i had at least expected one nuclear plant to blow
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In a world without fences, who need gates?
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"All mail clients suck. This one just sucks less." -me, circa 1995
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The diference is simple: hackers build things, crackers break them.
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- Los romanos no tenían paz, loco... Necesitaban un poco de chala...
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Esta desenchufada la internet de ese televisor?
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- Que hacés, ratita?
- Espero un ratito...
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Ever tried? Ever failed? - Try again! Fail better!
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Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
	-- Linus Torvalds
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Man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink.
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<o_O> parakenotengobarraespaciadora
<o_O> aver
<o_O> estoyarreglandolabarraporkeserompiounapatita
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<Palmer> recien estuvimos con el vita... se le paro yo lo vi
<Luca> ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<Palmer> sisi, cuando vio a josefina
<Luca> y quién es josefina?
<Palmer> Mi computadora nuevaaaaa
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JUGAR COMPULSIVAMENTE ES PERJUDICIAL PARA LA SALUD.
	-- Casino de Mar del Plata
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No debemos temer a la muerte, porque es la mejor recompensa de la vida.
	-- Ren & Stimpy
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De todos los amigos que he tenido, eres el primero.
	-- Bender
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Ingeniero Juanjo Charlante, Linux es como una mermelada?