Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
-Is all your life will ever be.
+Is all your life will ever be.
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Run, rabbit run.
Dig that hole, forget the sun,
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He used to do surgery
On girls in the eighties
-But gravity always wins
+But gravity always wins
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Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
All men are born equal
But quite a few get over it
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-Sometimes I think the sure sign that life exists elsewhere in the universe
-Is that that none of them tried to contact us
+Sometimes I think the sure sign that life exists elsewhere in the
+universe Is that that none of them tried to contact us
%
Be nice to nerds
Chances are you'll end up working for one
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41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
%
-22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain
+22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in
+Great-Britain
%
-3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue
+3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their
+tongue
%
"The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most
stolen book in public libraries
The world's best known word is "okay"
The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola"
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-Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest
+Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like
+contest
%
In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian
cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life
%
1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth,
-today we are 6 billion people
+today we are 6 billion people
%
More people die from a champagne-cork popping,
than from poison spiders
it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake
-and pork chops everywhere."
+and pork chops everywhere."
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Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to
succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
Save up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack?
-He's homeless.
+He's homeless.
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-¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi padre.
-Él fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca. A mi
-papá no le hubiese importado. Bajó muy bien, y yo sigo vivo.
+¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi
+padre. Fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca.
+A mi papá no le hubiese importado. Bajó muy bien, y yo sigo vivo.
-- Keith Richards (entrevista para la revista NME)