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@@ -326,7 +326,7 @@ Look around and choose your own ground.
 Long you live and high you fly
 And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
 And all you touch and all you see
 Long you live and high you fly
 And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
 And all you touch and all you see

-Is all your life will ever be. 
+Is all your life will ever be.

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 Run, rabbit run.
 Dig that hole, forget the sun,
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 Run, rabbit run.
 Dig that hole, forget the sun,


@@ -360,7 +360,7 @@ Bulletproof... I Wish I Was
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 He used to do surgery
 On girls in the eighties
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 He used to do surgery
 On girls in the eighties

-But gravity always wins 
+But gravity always wins

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 Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
 From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
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 Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
 From all the unborn chicken voices in my head


@@ -526,8 +526,8 @@ Only consequences
 All men are born equal
 But quite a few get over it
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 All men are born equal
 But quite a few get over it
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-Sometimes I think the sure sign that life exists elsewhere in the universe
-Is that that none of them tried to contact us
+Sometimes I think the sure sign that life exists elsewhere in the
+universe Is that that none of them tried to contact us

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 Be nice to nerds
 Chances are you'll end up working for one
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 Be nice to nerds
 Chances are you'll end up working for one


@@ -556,9 +556,11 @@ The average person laughs 13 times a day
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 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
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 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
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-22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain
+22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in
+Great-Britain

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-3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue
+3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their
+tongue

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 "The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most
 stolen book in public libraries
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 "The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most
 stolen book in public libraries


@@ -566,7 +568,8 @@ stolen book in public libraries
 The world's best known word is "okay"
 The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola"
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 The world's best known word is "okay"
 The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola"
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-Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest
+Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like
+contest

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 In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian
 cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
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 In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian
 cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet


@@ -574,7 +577,7 @@ cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life
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 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth,
 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life
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 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth,

-today we are 6 billion people 
+today we are 6 billion people

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 More people die from a champagne-cork popping,
 than from poison spiders
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 More people die from a champagne-cork popping,
 than from poison spiders


@@ -616,7 +619,7 @@ An epidemic, like it's polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about
 it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
 "How'd you get through it grandpa?"
 "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake
 it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
 "How'd you get through it grandpa?"
 "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake

-and pork chops everywhere." 
+and pork chops everywhere."

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 Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to
 succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high
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 Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to
 succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high


@@ -637,9 +640,9 @@ He's just gonna waste the money
 Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
 Save up and buy a wall unit?
 Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack?
 Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
 Save up and buy a wall unit?
 Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack?

-He's homeless. 
+He's homeless.

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-¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi padre.
-Él fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca. A mi
-papá no le hubiese importado. Bajó muy bien, y yo sigo vivo.
+¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi
+padre. Fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca.
+A mi papá no le hubiese importado. Bajó muy bien, y yo sigo vivo.

        -- Keith Richards (entrevista para la revista NME)
        -- Keith Richards (entrevista para la revista NME)