Agregar fortune de funerario de Monty Python

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diff --git a/fortunes/musica.fortunes b/fortunes/musica.fortunes
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--- a/fortunes/musica.fortunes
+++ b/fortunes/musica.fortunes
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ mojito, Guatemala, el cornalito y Brasil la feishoada.
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 Y nosotros? Y nosotros qué tenemos, eh? Yo te pregunto qué tenemos? El
 kani kama es extrangero y los picles, los picles ya no son nuestros...
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 Y nosotros? Y nosotros qué tenemos, eh? Yo te pregunto qué tenemos? El
 kani kama es extrangero y los picles, los picles ya no son nuestros...

-Tenemos el 'ulce del leche, que es argentino y machazo, como un pampeano
+Tenemos el 'ulce de leche, que es argentino y machazo, como un pampeano

 en su rancho. Tenemos el clásico, el colonial y el repostero y en
 Santiago del Estero, se lo comen a pan lactal.
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 en su rancho. Tenemos el clásico, el colonial y el repostero y en
 Santiago del Estero, se lo comen a pan lactal.
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@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@ so lazy...
 Mi infancia fue en un loft, bien al costado del río
 Cazabamos correcaminos y lo azabamos en el fogón
 Después? Después me vine grande y la ciudad me deslumbró
 Mi infancia fue en un loft, bien al costado del río
 Cazabamos correcaminos y lo azabamos en el fogón
 Después? Después me vine grande y la ciudad me deslumbró

-Jugando al tejo en Lavalle me hice amigo del 
+Jugando al tejo en Lavalle me hice amigo del bongó

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 Pa' ella cociné, pa' ella lavé, pa' ella soñe
 Paella completa, $2,50
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 Pa' ella cociné, pa' ella lavé, pa' ella soñe
 Paella completa, $2,50


@@ -326,7 +326,7 @@ Look around and choose your own ground.
 Long you live and high you fly
 And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
 And all you touch and all you see
 Long you live and high you fly
 And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
 And all you touch and all you see

-Is all your life will ever be. 
+Is all your life will ever be.

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 Run, rabbit run.
 Dig that hole, forget the sun,
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 Run, rabbit run.
 Dig that hole, forget the sun,


@@ -360,7 +360,7 @@ Bulletproof... I Wish I Was
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 He used to do surgery
 On girls in the eighties
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 He used to do surgery
 On girls in the eighties

-But gravity always wins 
+But gravity always wins

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 Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
 From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
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 Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
 From all the unborn chicken voices in my head


@@ -574,7 +574,7 @@ cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life
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 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth,
 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life
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 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth,

-today we are 6 billion people 
+today we are 6 billion people

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 More people die from a champagne-cork popping,
 than from poison spiders
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 More people die from a champagne-cork popping,
 than from poison spiders


@@ -616,7 +616,7 @@ An epidemic, like it's polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about
 it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
 "How'd you get through it grandpa?"
 "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake
 it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
 "How'd you get through it grandpa?"
 "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake

-and pork chops everywhere." 
+and pork chops everywhere."

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 Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to
 succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high
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 Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to
 succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high


@@ -637,4 +637,9 @@ He's just gonna waste the money
 Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
 Save up and buy a wall unit?
 Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack?
 Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
 Save up and buy a wall unit?
 Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack?

-He's homeless. 
+He's homeless.
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+¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi padre.
+Él fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca. A mi
+papá no le hubiese importado. Bajó muy bien, y yo sigo vivo.
+       -- Keith Richards (entrevista para la revista NME)