Agregar fortune de funerario de Monty Python

[personal/documentos.git] / fortunes / musica.fortunes

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@@ -326,7 +326,7 @@ Look around and choose your own ground.
 Long you live and high you fly
 And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
 And all you touch and all you see
-Is all your life will ever be. 
+Is all your life will ever be.
 %
 Run, rabbit run.
 Dig that hole, forget the sun,
@@ -360,7 +360,7 @@ Bulletproof... I Wish I Was
 %
 He used to do surgery
 On girls in the eighties
-But gravity always wins 
+But gravity always wins
 %
 Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
 From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
@@ -574,7 +574,7 @@ cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life
 %
 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth,
-today we are 6 billion people 
+today we are 6 billion people
 %
 More people die from a champagne-cork popping,
 than from poison spiders
@@ -616,7 +616,7 @@ An epidemic, like it's polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about
 it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
 "How'd you get through it grandpa?"
 "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake
-and pork chops everywhere." 
+and pork chops everywhere."
 %
 Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to
 succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high
@@ -637,4 +637,9 @@ He's just gonna waste the money
 Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
 Save up and buy a wall unit?
 Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack?
-He's homeless. 
+He's homeless.
+%
+¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi padre.
+Él fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca. A mi
+papá no le hubiese importado. Bajó muy bien, y yo sigo vivo.
+       -- Keith Richards (entrevista para la revista NME)