X-Git-Url: https://git.llucax.com/personal/documentos.git/blobdiff_plain/23aba54e8f0d5250bd05b90e1fb0a3531dfc206b..6aef44c931051e2ee4e85d6626180df65fe88942:/fortunes/musica.fortunes?ds=sidebyside diff --git a/fortunes/musica.fortunes b/fortunes/musica.fortunes index c2a78ba..d67d365 100644 --- a/fortunes/musica.fortunes +++ b/fortunes/musica.fortunes @@ -326,7 +326,7 @@ Look around and choose your own ground. Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see -Is all your life will ever be. +Is all your life will ever be. % Run, rabbit run. Dig that hole, forget the sun, @@ -360,7 +360,7 @@ Bulletproof... I Wish I Was % He used to do surgery On girls in the eighties -But gravity always wins +But gravity always wins % Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest From all the unborn chicken voices in my head @@ -574,7 +574,7 @@ cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life % 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, -today we are 6 billion people +today we are 6 billion people % More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders @@ -616,7 +616,7 @@ An epidemic, like it's polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. "How'd you get through it grandpa?" "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake -and pork chops everywhere." +and pork chops everywhere." % Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high @@ -637,7 +637,7 @@ He's just gonna waste the money Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? -He's homeless. +He's homeless. % ¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi padre. Él fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca. A mi