X-Git-Url: https://git.llucax.com/personal/documentos.git/blobdiff_plain/23aba54e8f0d5250bd05b90e1fb0a3531dfc206b..d5f73d479ed9e26a09e6a60f5beffce0c9f3de36:/fortunes/musica.fortunes diff --git a/fortunes/musica.fortunes b/fortunes/musica.fortunes index c2a78ba..abb56e8 100644 --- a/fortunes/musica.fortunes +++ b/fortunes/musica.fortunes @@ -326,7 +326,7 @@ Look around and choose your own ground. Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see -Is all your life will ever be. +Is all your life will ever be. % Run, rabbit run. Dig that hole, forget the sun, @@ -360,7 +360,7 @@ Bulletproof... I Wish I Was % He used to do surgery On girls in the eighties -But gravity always wins +But gravity always wins % Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest From all the unborn chicken voices in my head @@ -526,8 +526,8 @@ Only consequences All men are born equal But quite a few get over it % -Sometimes I think the sure sign that life exists elsewhere in the universe -Is that that none of them tried to contact us +Sometimes I think the sure sign that life exists elsewhere in the +universe Is that that none of them tried to contact us % Be nice to nerds Chances are you'll end up working for one @@ -556,9 +556,11 @@ The average person laughs 13 times a day % 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously % -22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain +22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in +Great-Britain % -3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue +3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their +tongue % "The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries @@ -566,7 +568,8 @@ stolen book in public libraries The world's best known word is "okay" The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola" % -Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest +Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like +contest % In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet @@ -574,7 +577,7 @@ cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life % 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, -today we are 6 billion people +today we are 6 billion people % More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders @@ -616,7 +619,7 @@ An epidemic, like it's polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. "How'd you get through it grandpa?" "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake -and pork chops everywhere." +and pork chops everywhere." % Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high @@ -637,9 +640,9 @@ He's just gonna waste the money Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? -He's homeless. +He's homeless. % -¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi padre. -Él fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca. A mi -papá no le hubiese importado. Bajó muy bien, y yo sigo vivo. +¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi +padre. Fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca. +A mi papá no le hubiese importado. Bajó muy bien, y yo sigo vivo. -- Keith Richards (entrevista para la revista NME)