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Tenemos el cl Santiago del Estero, se lo comen a pan lactal. % If you want to be alone, just be alone -If you want to watch the sea just watch the sea +If you want to watch the sea, just watch the sea But do it now, timing is the answer, do it now Timing is the answer to success % @@ -491,3 +491,150 @@ todo se transforma % Estamos cantando a la sombra de nuestra parra una canción que dice que uno sólo conserva lo que no amarra +% +Novocaine for the soul +you better give me something +to fill the hole +before I sputter out +% +Si pensas que el alma no se ve +el alma sí se ve en los ojos +% +Se ha dicho tanto que las apariencias engañan +Por supuesto que engañarán a quien sea tan vulgar como para creerlo +% +Si pensas que el alma no se ve +El alma sí se ve y puede combinar muy bien +% +If you don't know what direction you should take +You don't know where you are +% +Never let a fool kiss you, or let a kiss fool you +% +We are born naked, wet and hungry +Then things get worse +% +Your success is measured by your ability to finish things +% +Skepticism is the beginning of failure +% +Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names +% +There is no such thing as right or wrong +Only consequences +% +All men are born equal +But quite a few get over it +% +Sometimes I think the sure sign that life exists elsewhere in the universe +Is that that none of them tried to contact us +% +Be nice to nerds +Chances are you'll end up working for one +% +Do not get mad with others +Because they know more than you +It is not their fault +% +If you do not change your beliefs +Your life will always be like this +% +Fantasy is as important as wisdom +% +The biggest lie you can tell yourself is +When I get what I want I will be happy +% +Don't take life to seriously, you won't get out alive +% +Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster +% +You are the very reason why everything happens to you +% +Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents +% +The average person laughs 13 times a day +% +41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously +% +22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain +% +3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue +% +"The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most +stolen book in public libraries +% +The world's best known word is "okay" +The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola" +% +Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest +% +In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian +cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet +% +1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life +% +1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, +today we are 6 billion people +% +More people die from a champagne-cork popping, +than from poison spiders +% +Did you know the originally a Danish guy invented the burglar-alarm +unfortunately, it got stolen +% +The number of wars fought between countries +That both have at least one McDonalds is zero +% +Every 5 minutes an area of rainforest the size of a foot ball field +Is eliminated +% +A can of diet coke will float in water +While a can of regular coke will sink +% +The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia +Because one of its stars was a pig +% +More than 50% of the people in the world have never made +Or received a telephone call +% +According to several sources +Dr. Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation +When he made cornflakes +% +In Minnesota there's a law +That prevents men from having sex with living fish +% +I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking +I have five serious diseases. +Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?" +Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have this. +% +Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. +Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? +Obesity, obesity! They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. +An epidemic, like it's polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about +it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. +"How'd you get through it grandpa?" +"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake +and pork chops everywhere." +% +Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to +succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high +school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. You gotta +spend a lot of time stuffin your own locker with your underwear wedged +up your arse before you think "I'm gona take over the world with +computers! You'll see I'll show them." +% +This homeless guy asked me for some money the other day. +And I was gonna give it to him but then I thought you're +just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol. +And then I thought, that's what I'm gonna use it on. +Why am I judging this poor bastard. +% +People love to judge homeless guys. +Like, your giving him money he's just gonna waste it. +He's just gonna waste the money +Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? +Save up and buy a wall unit? +Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? +He's homeless.