From c52b6ab4d7d514b5e8e2401cace8ed9fb36f485c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Leandro Lucarella Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 23:01:05 -0300 Subject: [PATCH] Agregar algunos nuevos fortunes --- fortunes/general.fortunes | 18 ++++++++++++++++++ fortunes/seinfeld.fortunes | 35 +++++++++++++++++++++-------------- 2 files changed, 39 insertions(+), 14 deletions(-) diff --git a/fortunes/general.fortunes b/fortunes/general.fortunes index 873a6be..dd8fb39 100644 --- a/fortunes/general.fortunes +++ b/fortunes/general.fortunes @@ -124,3 +124,21 @@ Bender: August 6th, 1991. siempre encontramos una excepcion argentina tendria que tener un gran try catch +% +Decile que ponga "rails generate tp_prof_fiuba" en la consola y en una +semana se recibe. + -- Mazzi, filósofo estilista +% +"The Ramones were an American rock band"... +¿Cómo? ¿Los Ramones no son de acá? + -- Rata (leyendo Wikipedia) +% +A buscar no lo voy a ir + -- Rata (Pichi Traful, febrero de 2011) +% +Geckos can stick to any surface, with the exception of Teflon, which was +specifically engineered to prevent even van der Waals adhesion. + -- "Research into Gecko Adhesion", Berkeley, 2007-10-14 +% +¿Es "copear" o "copiar"? + -- Rata diff --git a/fortunes/seinfeld.fortunes b/fortunes/seinfeld.fortunes index 2555bd8..4c6fd4e 100644 --- a/fortunes/seinfeld.fortunes +++ b/fortunes/seinfeld.fortunes @@ -28,33 +28,40 @@ I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, '*That's* why I'm not a heterosexual.' -- George Constanza % -Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes -the relationship. +Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely +changes the relationship. -- George Constanza % -'It's not you, it's me....'? You're giving me the 'It's not you, it's me' -routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me.' Nobody tells me it's them, -not me. If it's anybody, it's me. +'It's not you, it's me....'? You're giving me the 'It's not you, it's +me' routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me.' Nobody tells me it's +them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me. -- George Constanza % -For me to ask a woman out, I've got to get into a mental state like the karate -guys before they break the bricks. +For me to ask a woman out, I've got to get into a mental state like the +karate guys before they break the bricks. -- George Constanza % -Instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to have over -360 pair. That way I only have to do wash once a year. +Instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to +have over 360 pair. That way I only have to do wash once a year. -- George Constanza % -You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when -I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist. +You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave +me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist. -- George Constanza % -Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't approach -strange women. +Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't +approach strange women. -- George Constanza % Hey, it's George. I got nothing to say. - -- George Constanza, leaving a message in Jerry's answering machine + -- George Constanza, message in Jerry's answering machine % I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable. -- George Constanza +% +All fathers are intimidating. They're intimidating because they are +fathers. Once a man has children, for the rest of his life, his +attitude is, "To hell with the world, I can make my own people. I'll eat +whatever I want. I'll wear whatever I want, and I'll create whoever +I want." + -- Jerry Seinfeld -- 2.43.0