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@@ -326,7 +326,7 @@ Look around and choose your own ground.
 Long you live and high you fly
 And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
 And all you touch and all you see
-Is all your life will ever be. 
+Is all your life will ever be.
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 Run, rabbit run.
 Dig that hole, forget the sun,
@@ -360,7 +360,7 @@ Bulletproof... I Wish I Was
 %
 He used to do surgery
 On girls in the eighties
-But gravity always wins 
+But gravity always wins
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 Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
 From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
@@ -526,8 +526,8 @@ Only consequences
 All men are born equal
 But quite a few get over it
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-Sometimes I think the sure sign that life exists elsewhere in the universe
-Is that that none of them tried to contact us
+Sometimes I think the sure sign that life exists elsewhere in the
+universe Is that that none of them tried to contact us
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 Be nice to nerds
 Chances are you'll end up working for one
@@ -556,9 +556,11 @@ The average person laughs 13 times a day
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 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
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-22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain
+22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in
+Great-Britain
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-3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue
+3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their
+tongue
 %
 "The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most
 stolen book in public libraries
@@ -566,7 +568,8 @@ stolen book in public libraries
 The world's best known word is "okay"
 The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola"
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-Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest
+Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like
+contest
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 In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian
 cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
@@ -574,7 +577,7 @@ cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life
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 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth,
-today we are 6 billion people 
+today we are 6 billion people
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 More people die from a champagne-cork popping,
 than from poison spiders
@@ -616,7 +619,7 @@ An epidemic, like it's polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about
 it one day: The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
 "How'd you get through it grandpa?"
 "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, but there was cheesecake
-and pork chops everywhere." 
+and pork chops everywhere."
 %
 Sometimes you got to suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to
 succeed later in life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high
@@ -637,9 +640,9 @@ He's just gonna waste the money
 Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
 Save up and buy a wall unit?
 Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack?
-He's homeless. 
+He's homeless.
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-¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi padre.
-Él fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca. A mi
-papá no le hubiese importado. Bajó muy bien, y yo sigo vivo.
+¿Lo más extraño que haya tratado de aspirar? Mi padre. Aspiré a mi
+padre. Fue cremado y no pude resistir metérmelo con un poco de coca.
+A mi papá no le hubiese importado. Bajó muy bien, y yo sigo vivo.
        -- Keith Richards (entrevista para la revista NME)